This is what happens when Gertrude takes my pics. I whip out my sexy pose. Aw yeah.
The other day I was leaving Michaels and overheard a mom telling her children “Well, remember what I told you? Santa doesn’t make all the toys in the North Pole, he only makes some and then he let’s his elfs come and get some things from the store.”
Ha ha ha! OK, I’m sorry, but as soon as you have to start making up elaborate lies, it’s time to tell the truth. May this be a lesson for all things in our lives.